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Google touts Babel Fish-esque in-ear real-time translators. And the usual computer stuff

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Need English to Program Management real-time translator

The older I get the more fatigued I feel at the end of the day, having spent the entire day policing my thoughts and verbal output to ensure only the purest politically correct bullshit is employed.

A couple years ago we had a guy hack up a Voxtec phrasealotor to convert plain English to PC BS. A very limited hack, yet useful! For example:

"He's a fscking idiot!" Becomes "this employee requires additional training."

"You fscked up!" Becomes "perhaps we should try an alternative approach"

Simply glorious.

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