That children thing's not a problem. You could gamify the whole situation.
You have to achieve certain objectives in your fumblings with the sex-bot Shaggadelic 2000TM. When you manage to engage the sensors in just the right way, then you get a LovelyBaby3000 through the post. Perhaps delivered by a driver dressed as a stork... You get a new bigger sized one each year, making clothes purchases far more predictable.
Then pay a vast sum of money to send it off to AI University.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
