Fly the F*ckwit Skies
OH, For the Love of G-d. You can't give MOST peepul, ESPECIALLY Americans, a can opener without them nearly disemboweling someone and provoking an International Conflict. NONE of 'em can drive, spell OR read- WHY would you give them JetPacks????
As the G-d Emperor Lord Leto so sagely noted: "Make th' lil' f*ckers walk. They could use the exercise."