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Hotter than the Sun: JET – Earth’s biggest fusion reactor, in Culham

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Re: Happy memories

Heck, anyone can make plasma with a pin, a test tube, some string and a cork.

1) Prick artery with pin

2) Direct spurting blood into test tube

3) cork tube

4) Apply band-aid to wound

5) Well you should have bought some when you went for milk on Sunday

6) Use some of the string for a tourniquet

7) Tie the rest to the test tube and whirl it round your head really fast

8) Uncork and sip delicious plasma

No need for grants from GE or neodymium magnets and liquid helium.

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