Conficker
Circa 2011, Conficker all over my network, ficking things. Microsoft advise is to enable password complexity (duh).
Response from the CAB: We can't do that, because managers aren't able to use complex passwords. In other words, people who have a driving licence and are able to vote in elections are nevertheless too stupid to come up with a word and stick a couple of digits and a percent sign on the end.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
