Reply to post: I’m not sure I know any cheese puns...

Quebec takes mature approach to 'grilled cheese' ban

Andrew Moore

I’m not sure I know any cheese puns...

What’s the best cheese to hide a horse?

Mascarpone...

What’s the best cheese to coax a bear out of a tree?

Camembert...

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi...

How did the cheese maker paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester...

How do you cross a welsh minefield?

Caerphilly...

And what happens if you don’t cross a welsh minefield Caerphilly?

You get de Brie everywhere...

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