Re: A proposal… SWIG
"I don't know what this word means, I'll just SWiG it", or "has someone got a moment to SWiG for the nearest pizza joint?"
Swig is an existing verb:
swig |swɪɡ| informal
verb (swigs, swigging, swigged)
drink in large draughts: Dave swigged the wine in five gulps | [no object] : Ratagan swigged at his beer.
a large draught of drink: he took a swig of tea.