Is there Fondue?
Very apt. Considering the only ones applying will have to have that respectable bank account of 'Mom and Dad' on hand to aid their credit reference agency status, even just in terms of getting to work on £9.15 an hour, let alone finding somewhere to live.
I'm assuming a Chelsea bedsit isn't included.
So it's more a sleeping bag and El Reg thick fleece, in terms of freebies, to make do this Winter, aka. Theresa May's non-existent heart strings, in terms of style.
A Comp-Sci degree and you're paying £9.15 an hour?
Essential Requirements.
"Chelsea Flower Show" types, rather than "Notting Hill Carnival". (even though they'd probably understand the ramifications of targeted Facial Recognition Cameras used by the MET being pointed at them far better, first hand)
Posh accent with a Fondue set at home, preferred.
FFS El Reg, please respect your readers too.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
