line up the complaints
'Hey - your call is important to us, please stay on the line so we can bounce you around the globe a few times, in a phone version of a text adventure game!'
Personally I've found those sorts of shenanigans more common on complaints and other 'information lines'
- If there was an actual number for 'I want to give company X some money' you can be damn sure the only bouncing will be minimal to filter out the 'Buzby callers'
Biting the hand that feeds IT
