At the AC, re: polls.
I like to answer polls. I give answers that will skew the results & make anyone reading my answers scratch their head & wonder WTF.
Question: What's your favorite sandwich? Answer: Spotted owl, Dodo liver, & Narwhal pate'!
Let's see you corrolate THAT one with your desired outcome! HA!
Why yes I *am* a cranky old curmudgeon, thank you! =-D