Twitler lied?
Say it ain't so!
Repurposing an old joke: How do you tell when Twitler's lying? His lips are moving. badum tish.
And Kellyann? Yup, lips moving. And Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Right again, lips moving. I'm sensing a patter.
Hey everyone, have a good time – because what else would you be doing in the evac shelter after Harvey drove you from your home, which is now six feet under water. Sleeping on mats while contemplating having lost everything. It's just a regular old carnival of fun I'm sure.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
