Reply to post: Re: Smart intercoms/bells are a good idea, that are usually badly implemented

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Chris G

Re: Smart intercoms/bells are a good idea, that are usually badly implemented

Exactly! The implementation I am thinking of would be a bell that can for example, recognise, mormons, jehovah's witnesses, bailiffs and sales people, it would wait until they are in exactly the right spot and then release a trap door into a crocodile pit.

For added value it could record and post their demise on a monetised you tube account that has no links to me but will put the revenue into a bit coin account that I can access. Now that would be really smart.

Aside from that the IoT can piss off.

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