It reads pretty standard to me too.
You're perfectly free in the majority of business trips, meeting or whatever to do *exactly* as you do when you're sat in the office.
When the trendy suits all ask if you're coming to gordon ramseys place for lunch you say "no thanks" and either get told "come with us, we're expense-ing it anyway" or just left to do your own thing.
If you take sandwiches to work on a normal day, take sandwiches. If you buy yourself lunch every day, go buy lunch.
The coffee thing I definitely don't understand. not even a little bit. That's absolutely standard practice most places. Places where you're given a company credit card and told not to take the piss aside.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
