Reply to post: Re: Poor Design

Oldest flying 747 finally grounded, 47 years after first flight

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Re: Poor Design

Can you imagine if Apple made a plane? Fuck me.

It would crash as rarely as any other plane, but pilots would look at the crash stats for DC-10s and assume that theirs never crashed in comparison. There would be a lot of unscheduled landings at sea due to pilots "flying it wrong".

And it would only be able to land at Apple's own circular runways, of which there was only one - the roof of their donut headquarters...

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