You canna change the laws of physics captain....
We've all had the "Your network has lost all my files.." only for us to look in a folder and recover them, the "I don't like this version of office I only like the previous version", when up to that point their view of the previous version was.... "I don't like this version of office I only like the previous version" ad infinitum and I can generally withhold my distaste to users and smile ..
The ones that REALLY annoy me are the ones who can't understand simple physics.
"I want this (huge) spreadsheet printed on one piece of paper" - I show them how to do that..
"It's too small I can't read it can you make it bigger?" - I show them how to do that
"But I wanted it on one piece of paper!"
Prints it off to large format plotter... they didn't say how BIG the single piece of paper had to be!!!!