Reply to post: Re: "less appetising parts"

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Re: "less appetising parts"

As for what's "bad for you", scientific research has proven that death continues to be the nation's number one killer, and that sadly there is still no cure for mortality. So you might as well just suck it up, and don't forget all that tasty fat!

Exactly! I went to see my doctor yesterday, and he explained that as time passes, my body becomes older, and more worn and lived in, so it's not surprising if bits stop functioning like they used to.

His advice could revolutionize medical science - "stop getting older."

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