For people who thought the guy on the plane texting about kiddie fiddling was despicable*
Now watch how real professionals do it.
Available soon from your local darknet souk for the right level of BTC
"Kid Finder" will let you find all the "perfect princesses" in your area in convenient driving range. Just enter their preferred characteristics and our app will show you exactly where they are and what they are doing.
Never miss an opportunity to get closer to that special one.
For a small extra charge we can also arrange on demand access to their phones sound and camera system, so you can see exactly who their friends are as well.
* Allegedly as case still pending.