If I am ever up infront of a firing squad this would be my last meal
1 fried egg soft yoke.
2 rashers of bacon with rind
2 sausages (chipolatas or normal sausages)
1 slice fried bread (dipped in oil then grilled not the deep fried death of a slice)
2 hash browns
1 half of a grilled tomato (going easy on the fruit and veg as don't want to over do it)
1 slice black pudding
Mushrooms fried in butter (none of those stewed ones)
Small dollop of baked beans.
Kipper on top
Side of 2 X white toast , butter , then jam or marmalade or marmite.
1 medium glass of fruit juice to help break down the grease (orange / grapefruit / pineapple)
1 pot of coffee or team.