my job title at the time was Floating Senior Member of the Technical Staff
Ah, you're the one that refuses to go down with the first flush, a problem only exacerbated by toilets with an "economy" flush (which translates as always needing to flush twice).
I'm impressed your company had so many floaters that there even was a senior level. I take it you needed THREE flushes?
Biting the hand that feeds IT
