The Full English of choice
Smoked back bacon
Lincolnshire sausages
Fried eggs, sunny-side up, runny yolk
Black pudding
Fried mushrooms - but never out of a tin
Tomato, halved and grilled
Baked beans, provided they're actually cooked and seasoned and not just decanted from a tin and heated
Hash browns - Controversial! But England is practically defined by nicking all the best bits from other cultures and incorporating them (see also: tea, coffee, tomatoes)
Thick-cut wholemeal toast
Quantities all to choice
And Brown Sauce
Biting the hand that feeds IT
