You really need to sort yourselves out. I had a look at the picture in this piece and was horrified to see something green on the beans and tomato. No part of a proper English breakfast is green. And what the hell are those beans doing in their own dish. Poncey metropolitan gits.
Fried egg. 1 or 2. Scrambled is NOT an option.
Bacon. 2 rashers. Unsmoked, back or streaky.
Sausage. Cumberland.
Beans
Toast
I think after that you can add extras from a list of acceptable options
Tomato, mushrooms, fried bread, black pudding, fried potato (must be mashed)
Hash browns are an abomination from a former colony that has lost the plot.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
