Proper rashers please
back bacon is for pies and sandwiches.
Mines the runny fried egg to dip hash browns in and black pudding on the side, so I get some healthy vitamins :)
As I am clearly a bit too posh, I also prefer proper sausages with named meat. At one place I worked for even the canteen staff called the cheap ones "x-files sausages" as it was simply a plastic bag of pink...Obviously aliens