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Re: Has a customer ever apologised to you?

"Do you work in our server team? They appear to be powered by confectionaries.."

Better that, than being powered by caffeine and hate.

I've been researching "alternative fuels" for some time now. Coffee, cake and confectioneries are generally fine, but that hate is such a nasty pollutant! It poisons the environment around it, has been linked to all sorts of diseases including stroke and cancer, and often causes depression.

It's a nasty, toxic pollutant and I recommend all efforts be taken to remove it from the work place and replace it with other tastier fuels, which often work much more efficiently!

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