missing a disclaimer "not to scale"
With all of the electronics and batteries that thing is not going to fit into a pocket and leave any room for the usual wallet items like money and credit cards and ID.
I also got a right laugh out of: "This is Rob. At first glance he's just a regular guy."
No he's not, he's a bearded hipster.
Rob won't buy this. It would need to be steampunked or artisanal, or shiny white to match his earbuds.
Couldn't get past 30 seconds. Do not want, do not need.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
