Tear the whole system down
We all know the law is an ass. I suggest that someone should find that ass and (being the owner or embodiment of "law") either feed it all the law books in existence and see what comes out, or ask it if it is happy for it to represent "the law" in its entirety.
Unless the ass specifically says yes, I cannot see how the law could claim any basis to continue. In which case the only solution would be to tear it all up and start again.
Possibly starting with the statement:
These laws govern the human inhabitants of planet Earth only.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
