Re: "This new app is absolutely terrible"
"Since I'm on the subject, what exactly is the Register "make this comment better within ten minutes" offer?"
Are you on the mobile website? Edit's not available yet on the mobile website. Switch to the Desktop website and it should appear. If you're using ad-blockers, you'll probably also need to enable both theregister.co.uk and regmedia.co.uk.
I've also heard the Edit feature is not available to all users. Anyone know if you need a medal to be able to edit?