You are the winner of one of my very few down votes.
"free/cheap being a temporary illusion"
If it's temporary then you must state that from the start.
"like a drug dealer temporary giving freebies"
Not sure how many drug dealers you have known in your life but they don't give away freebies.
"cheap printers (but expensive ink)"
You do know you can fill them yourself?
"socialist Ponzi schemes like a state national health service or a state pension scheme!!!"
You are a Tory that reads the daily mail and I claim my five pounds.