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Fresh cotton underpants fix series of mysterious mainframe crashes

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Here's one I made earlier

"I've never seen a lady slip *into* a bikini... the process inevitably involves her briefly balancing on one leg at least one point, and some bending."

Sir, the thoroughness of your investigation does you credit.

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