Reply to post: Re: I can imagine the fun of hacking one...

Smart burglars will ride the surf of inter-connected hackability


Re: I can imagine the fun of hacking one...

... or have it make squeaks, beeps and whistles, then get ready for a "living statue" artist in a gold suit awkwardly following it around apologising to sir/madam/General/Master Luke for its bad language.

Do the same again for three days, then on the fourth day paint one of the performer's arms red in an obvious attempt at refreshing the merchandise line, and carry on as before. No-one need ask about what happened before this unlikely pair were first noticed...

If the artist can't be bothered, replace with a gold ASIMO, or if funding's tight, one of those Pepper robots instead.

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