Reply to post: Wrong solution

Swedish school pumps up volume to ease toilet trauma

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Wrong solution

Soft music will not properly cover up the more voluminous eruptions. The solution should clearly involve playing fart sounds over the intercom. That would make everyone comfortable.

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