Reply to post: Re: For Your Izal Only (Sheena Easton)

Swedish school pumps up volume to ease toilet trauma

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Re: For Your Izal Only (Sheena Easton)

"My particular use for Izal was to (before settling comfortably) fold a little flotilla of ships and float them in the bowl [...]"

Someone's autobiography described a school where the pupils' toilets were wooden benches with a hole - over a water-filled open drain that ran the length of the stalls. A common trick was to make a paper boat and float it along the length of the drain - driven by the prevailing current. They would usually set fire to the boat before releasing it - and wait for the screams.

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