Can't we keep the stewardesses, and make the piloting self service?
Everyone gets on the plane and it's taxiied to the end of the runway by one of the stewardesses. Meanwhile all the passengers are playing Microsoft Flight Simulator (or possibly Ace of Aces off the Amstrad CPC464) on their seatback entertainment systems. The one who scores highest, gets to fly the plane.
What could possibly go wrong?
Biting the hand that feeds IT
