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Please do not scare the pigeons – they'll crash the network

Dave 126 Silver badge

Pigeon poo, once described by a team of radio astronomers as a 'white dielectric material' on their telescope dishes. After discounting the effects of this shit, they went on to discover cosmic microwave background radiation, thus giving strong evidence to the big bang theory.

Biologists, I am sure, would have had a different term for it.

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