Re: It's all total...
Other suggestions than biotech...
for girls, get boob implants and get on a tv show... plenty of follow on work for a big boobed star (no brains needed)
for boys, go and kick a football around a park
for either try doing a few hours of acting school then if you can't do film work you can be a politician or CEO (basically they are both just acting roles)
All of these pointless activities lead to multi-million pound salaries for the lucky few, multiple chance by reward and decide that it pays better to try ... and fall back to the dole in a quiet cheap corner of the UK if you fail, nothing to lose really.