And thinking of queues...
There was a queue at the airport check-in. Mr Very Important Person forces his way in at the desk. The very attractive young lady says: "I'm sorry sir; you'll have to go to the back of the queue."
The VIP says angrily: "Don't you know who I am?"
The attractive young lady says into the PA system: "We have a gentleman at the check-in who doesn't know who he is. If anyone can assist, it would be very much appreciated."
VIP: "Fuck you, bitch!"
Attractive young lady: "You'll have to go to the end of the queue for that as well."