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IT firms guilty of blasting customers with soul-numbing canned music

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And thinking of queues...

There was a queue at the airport check-in. Mr Very Important Person forces his way in at the desk. The very attractive young lady says: "I'm sorry sir; you'll have to go to the back of the queue."

The VIP says angrily: "Don't you know who I am?"

The attractive young lady says into the PA system: "We have a gentleman at the check-in who doesn't know who he is. If anyone can assist, it would be very much appreciated."

VIP: "Fuck you, bitch!"

Attractive young lady: "You'll have to go to the end of the queue for that as well."

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