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Faking incontinence and other ways to scare off tech support scammers

PNGuinn
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Re: Put them on hold

"Scammity ..."

Hello ... <listen for 15 seconds or so> ... <interrupt sounding a little urgent>

Sorry ... can you hold on for a minute?

Getup, go for a pee, flush (next door room, so hopefully audible).

Sorry ... no, I was busting for a pee ... what? No, not interested, goodbye.

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