Re: Listening to Vinyl is a bit like eating at a posh restaurant
More like putting a BMW badge on your Cortina.
If you're dead set on the the vinyl vibe, but only have digital sources, you can filter them through an audio plugin. There's one from iZotope - called 'Vinyl'. It's free.
After applying some pretty harsh EQ to the mids, it lets you mix in a number of other non-musical sound sources and adjust other parameters to get the authentic vinyl experience :
AC hum, mechanical turntable noise, rumble, hiss, groove wear, dust, scratches, disc warping.
Instantly better, unless you're not stoned off your t*ts.