"One that wouldn't get bogged down"
Yup, confirmation that I'm reading elReg again ...
So, an internet connected bog roll gyroscope - totally secure of course.
Will they be providing a couple of power outlets so I can bring in my smart toaster and fridge freezer with me to the karzy so that they can all discuss the results and alter my diet for me?
Seriously, considering the amount of smart rubbish many idiots seem to carry about with them the opportunities for data mining and mischief must be endless.
FAIL.