Needed to keep you safe from terrrists
You would already have become a militant jihadist if the government didn't spy on you. I mean you would have killed a jihadist. No, I mean Microsoft would have become a jihadist. You better hope that there are no "tapes" of your conversations they'd prove you are a jihadist.
Glad we are kept safe by US TLAs. Wouldn't want secure computing. That would be too dangerous.
Biting the hand that feeds IT
