Thank you, UK government, THANK YOU
I delighted you decided to boost not-based-in-the-UK businesses with these proposals. You see, those proposals are so full of holes they will never properly work and will keep you in court for years to come, but you will have scared so many people that they will seek protection from this lunacy.
The problem: you effectively ban this sort of protection in the UK, thus handing a solid chunk of business to the exact foreigners you tried to ditch with Brexit. Well done.
From all those damn foreigners, a well felt Thank You.
Will the last sane person leaving Whitehall please switch off the lights? Don't worry, the rest won't notice anyway.