Reply to post: Guaranteed contraception

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Guaranteed contraception

All of the contraceptive methods mentioned so far are not perfect. Condoms tear. Anal sex can result in seepage. Etc.

The one method of contraception guaranteed never to fail is to kill the woman immediately afterwards. Before or during also work.

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