Reply to post: These questions must be answered before self-crashing cars hit the streets

Q. Why is Baidu sharing its secret self-driving sauce? A. To help China corner the market

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These questions must be answered before self-crashing cars hit the streets

If I generate an image of a traffic light gone red in front of an autonomous vehicle, will it stop?

When all cars are autonomous, will the insurance companies resort to hacking vehicles to cause accidents in order to drum up business?

When will we have a CPU that I can't break into by being on the same system where it runs?

Why does pizza taste so good?

What are male nipples good for?

Why can't a blockchain Quantum AI Pubic Watson Cloud solve this problem?

Please make these systems so sensitive that I can look at a car funny and it will run off the road or stop in the middle of traffic! Good times!

"Officer, those kids waved their arms in the air at my car and it stopped in traffic and caused this pile-up of self-driving crap-machines full of self-hating over-compensating ex-Uber drivers, and I spilled my latte on my Dockers."

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