One more thing...
And finally, the most heinous of crimes that a dentist can commit with their clothes on; having outdated and mangled magazines in the waiting room!
"I thought we got that Dr Mengala?"
"Yeah, but this is his cousin's nephew. So, there you go."
Even people associated with weird 1970s dental-themed pornography find this guy a bit distasteful. He could have at least classed things up and used a mini Segway.