Reply to post: No pain necessary

No pain necessary

"United Airlines also offered him "a free flight to take you to any Wendy's in the world in a city we serve"."

So that's now 1) $400, 2) $800, 3) We beat the cr*p out of you 4) Free flights for nuggets?

Exactly! Best possible response tweet?

We'll fly you for free to any Wendy's, once every month...and you won't get bloodied for it

- @AAAirlines