What's next for Uber?
I've obtained a leaked Uber document outlining upcoming new rules for their drivers. Here are some of the highlights!
-Drivers to be paid in script, which can only be used at the Uber Company Store.
-"Dead Peasant" insurance policies issued on drivers who are then routed by the Uber app along the most dangerous routes (based on traffic fatality statistics.)
- Must legally change their name to "Jeeves."
-Must now pay Uber for permission to drive their own car when "off duty." (Note: Company script is not an acceptable form of payment.)
-Lyft drivers must now be fought to the death (previously only "to incapacitation.")
-Must sign away rights to their "DNA and all works derived there from."