Re: You couldn't make this stuff up.
"Well you probably could, but what's the point when there's such a rich seam of idiocy to mine in the real world?"
“No one in this world, so far as I know — and I have searched the records for years, and employed agents to help me — has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.”
H.L. Mencken September 19, 1926