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New plastic banknote plans now upsetting environmental campaigners

Doctor Syntax Silver badge

Re: The only solution...

"Slaughter is natural causes, for a cow."

I live next to a farm. A while ago I went to look for the farmer, probably to tell him yet another of his sheep had escaped. There was nobody about but I found a dead cow lying on its side the yard and it certainly hadn't been slaughtered.

However, the mention of sheep raises the ideal solution: mutton fat. It seems to be an article of faith amongst sheep farmers that a sheep's only ambition is to die as soon as possible.

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