Jealousy
Is it just because all the other geeks aren't getting any (other than the odd wafty crank) whilst Garfield is getting his world rocked? As for the Gor books, I figured out they were shite 30 years ago after reading the 5 that my local library stocked. Quite apart from the sexism they are badly written and scientifically worse than the vampire shite that is currently all the rage.