Re: I always wondered one thing
Even worse, the update for the vibrator with the update for the dishwasher.
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Another senior Gov.UK bod makes a dash from public sector, falls into AWS's arms
ICANN demands transparency from others over .org deal. As for itself… well, not so much
ERP disaster zone: The mostly costly failures of the past decade
Microsoft's Teams goes to bat for the other team with preview on Linux
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The Windows Phone keeps ringing but no one's home: Microsoft finally lets platform die
It's time you were T0RTT a lesson: Here's how you could build a better Tor, say boffins
Microsoft movie tried to Azure Ignite attendees about CPU side-channel flaws, but biz wouldn't be drawn on details
LightAnchors array: LEDs in routers, power strips, and more, can sneakily ship data to this smartphone app
You had one job, Cupertino: Apple's Intelligent Tracking Protection actually gets tracking protection
Continuous Lifecycle London blind bird offer takes off soon: Book your place today at our DevOps conference
Hey kids! Forget about Disney – who fancies a trip to DevOps World?
CloudBees SaaSifies Jenkins X running on Google Cloud Platform
Watch next month: Don’t get bogged down by multi-cloud complexity. Help is at hand
Post Office coughs £57.75m to settle wonky Horizon IT system case
Capita lights One Revenues and Benefits bug bonfire: ALL reports older than 12 months to be ignored
When is an electrical engineer not an engineer? When Arizona's state regulators decide to play word games
Worldwide, perpetual, irrevocable and royalty-free: Amazon's Alexa NHS contract released
How many steps was that, then? Uncle Sam's lawyers, watchdog race to probe Google's Fitbit gobble
How much cheese does one person need to grate? Mac Pro pricing unveiled
Lobes carry the load, says IDC: 'Hearables' sector accounts for half of all tech clobber sold
Final update doled out to those who let Google sit on their face: Glass Explorer Edition cut off from the mothership
It's a billion-ton, 14-million-mile long mysterious alien formation – and Earth is heading right into it
You cannae break the laws of physics, cap'n... Boffins call BS on 'impossible' black hole, fear readings were botched
Space Force is go, go, go! Because we have a child as President of the United States
Boffins find proof that yes, Carl Sagan and Joni Mitchell were right, we really are all made up of star stuff
Revealed: NHS England bosses meet with tech and pharmaceutical giants to discuss price list of 65 million Brits' medical data
Colorado cryptocoin execs spark up blunt '$722m ponzi scheme' criminal charges after investments go up in smoke
Non-unicorn $700 e-scooter shop Unicorn folds with no refunds – after blowing all its cash on online ads
$13m+ Swiss Army Knife of blenders biz collapses to fury of 20,000 unfulfilled punters
Careful with that Axe, Eugene: Excessive use of body spray causes school bus evacuation
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