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Dishwasher has directory traversal bug

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But is it internet connected?

My pitchfork registers how many times I jab it into things, it can also tell, based on the resistance, whether it has been stuck into earth, hay or flesh. It is then displayed in real-time on my smartphone.

Taking into account the governments attitude to encryption, I am way ahead of new legislation, it is all sent in the clear, so no worries about it being used by terrorists!

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